I just spent the past hour on my laptop writing up all of the things I had inside me instead of doing the essay I have to do for drama. It’s made me feel a bit better.

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

beautifulasjew:

deadb0nes:

hahahahaha

accurate

(Source: hippeaux)

Sometimes I think all I really need to be completely happy is a boy who loves me and will be there for me and is perfect for me – one who will just hug me until I feel better. This is one of those times.

Maybe I am a little depressed.

I can’t get motivated to do anything anymore. I can’t even get motivated enough to do work in class. All I want to do is read. I don’t want to do anything in life but read. I don’t do homework, I don’t do assignments, I don’t do anything but read. Something has to be wrong with me. I’ve got to finish year 12. I originally thought I’d get really good marks, but lack of motivation has just sent me downhill. I just can’t be bothered anymore.

I can’t tell my father or my family that I don’t want to go to uni, that I don’t want to do anything. He’ll be so disappointed. He gets disappointed if I don’t go well in an assignment.

I don’t even know what I want to do after school. I have no clue whatsoever. They shouldn’t make us choose this young. I’m only 17. Why should I have to choose a job that I’m going to spend the next 40 years doing now when I’ve got my whole life ahead of me?

(Source: scotty1r)

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imperf3cti0ns:

This is what we get for letting my sister watch the hulk… This is her way of transforming into the hulk

ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

Reblogging again because he’s great.

methlabrador:

if i was a developer on tumblr i would fuck with people so much i would add a feature where everyone who has ever sent themselves an anon gets a badge on their blog saying “i sent myself anons” and there is no way to get rid of it 

faketalesofpregnantlokis:

erikfuckinglensherr:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

thaT GIF

(Source: vega-ofthe-lyre)

queerard:

i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around